I straight up almost blew my own ear out when I screamed at that ending. Now I can rest up all summer and be fresh for the fall. lol
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Sometimes you’ve got to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one...– Christopher Barzak (via the-healing-nest)
Queen of Making You Feel Awkward During...
Me (while on the phone): Arghh!!! I hate that stupid tweet!
Friend: Which one?
Me: The one where they tweet, "List the Top 10 Things about Black Women" and all they have are the numbers with nothing next to them. Sometimes, they even put like "food stamps" or something next to 7 and 8.
Friend: Man...that tweet cracks me up every time I see it.
Me: Really? Why?
Friend: Cuz it's funny! Man...you just need a sense of humor.
Me: Okay! How about this for funny? You ready?
Friend: Uh..yeah. (pauses) Sure.
Me: Okay. "I wanted to know what it felt like to be society's lowest. So I asked a Black Man." Ha!
Friend: But that's not funny.
Me: What? I'm cracking the fuck up! What about this one? "I wanted to ask Tyrone about income taxes but everyone knows black men don't work."
Me: You don't find that funny??? WAIT! Okay. This one --- "What do you get a Black man for Father's Day? NOTHING! They don't care of their kids!"
Friend: (pauses) I...... get your point
Me: Yeah. I really hate those jokes.
Fela was awesome! I took my mom to go see it…I know I’m late but it was just….beautiful. Dem girls dem sugar were twerking the night away. Imma go and get some colorful rags and make a skirt and get to practicin. Michelle Williams was ehh…but Fela’s mom was an opera singer in her past life. Cleveland has very special people cause when Fela took off his shirt -...
My nephew is in town and he wanted to have fun. So me and mom took him rollerskating. He was so shy and he was so wobbly on his skates; he kept falling.So being the auntie that I is, I joined him on the floor. I thought skating was like riding a bike: you never forget. wrong. WRONG. Felt like I was tight rope walking. Almost busted my behind. And my legs BURNED. Luckily, some kids on a...
There’s a comforting-to-white-people fiction about racism and racial inequality...– Janell Ross, “Black Unemployment Driven By White America’s Favors To Friends,” Huff Post Black Voices 3/29/13 (via racialicious)
It seems that some Christians have this goal to live in a gated community with...– Jed Brewer on episode 58 of the Say That podcast. Get it Free on iTunes or our website (missionusa.com/bridgebox)
It always struck me that men actually might benefit from the “bumbling idiot”...– mousesinger (via swordssoarewords) This is the sitcom staple stereotype (at least in the US), and I wish it would just go away. A wife having to act like her husband’s mother is not funny. A man constantly doing stupid things and lying to his wife in order to cover it up is not funny. A woman...